No profession, no situation, no opponent and no place daunts Fred.
Jimmy is Freds ne'er-do-well little brother, you can see
him in the dole queues in any country Jimmy
old man, Otto von Gassit, is a much decorated hero of WWII. But
on the wrong side.
A new addition is feisty young Hedgy. A Hedgehog living
in a country with no Hedgehogs, probably explains why he is so feisty (not
to scale, natch)
Freds delightful grandmother, spent most of her life in the merchant navy
Freds faithful companion when back home on Granma's farm
Glossary of Aussie Slang
Arse Up - To fall off, to go 'arse up' is to fall over.
R. Spuncher - A rude name, homophobic in nature, it implys the
recipient indulges in a form of sex prevalent among the homosexual community
(oh alright.....Arse puncher..get it!!)
Piss - Apart from the obvious it is a charming anglo-australian
term relating to alchoholic beverages. Usual said in a loving and affectionate
term, ie: "lets suck some piss"
Suck a Fat - Ah, more Homophobic assertions, mostly stated non-contextually
(ie: not an actual request, more an invective)
Sheila - An old-fashioned term denoting a person is of a female
gender. Not in common use these days, unless meant ironically or sardonically.
It is as commonly used as americans use the word 'dame' or 'broad' these
P'sorff - Please remove yourself from my immediate vicinity
or I may be forced to resort to less oral methods to communicate my displeasure.
F'ungin - An expletive of apparent infinite definitions.
Me - Used extensively to replace the word 'my'. As in "this
is me car" or "this is me missus, rough eh?"
Missus - A term indicating some loose socio-economic-sexual
understanding exists between the speaker and the currently indicated person
of (usually) nominal female gender.
Some notes on Australias Geopolitical situation vis-a-vis bikers.
mor to follow
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Australia is like the USA upside down (funnily enough). All the rednecks
are up north while Melbourne in the south is the very model of urbane sophistication
(just like Now York) and Sydney is a humid, shallow, cockroach infested
swamp halfway between the two
Unlike in Crocodile Dundee Australia is an intensely urban country,
with 90% of the population living within 100kms of the coast, mostly in
Sydney and Melbourne are the two largest cities, with 7-8 million people
among them. Sydney is larger but Melbourne is fairly close behind. The
two have an intense rivalry as to which is better, but no-one knows of
Melbourne outside Australia so its a bit of a moot point.
Sydneys main attractions are an ugly bridge and a bizarre looking Opera
house, like any Sydney-sider's actually go to the Opera!
In Melbourne Aussie Rules is the main sport, in Sydney and Queensland
it is Rugby. The two are so seperate that Melbourne has no rugby league
teams at all and I have never heard a Melbournian talk of the Rugby League
results on a Monday. Despite this Melbourne has pulled in the two largest
Rugby crowds in the southern hemisphere ever during 'exhibition' games(go
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